This morning is totally nuts!. Everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This whole situation has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a monkey read more wearing a hat. It seemed totally unfazed. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Honestly I Can't Think That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just occurred. I was walking down the street and suddenly this massive bird flew down from the sky. It was wearing a gold coin! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly astonishing

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thefact. This story appears to be totally far-fetched, I almost question it's . true.

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I don't wrap my head around what I've just heard. It's like adream come true. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.